Thursday, April 18, 2013

We have hired Opie as a new writer. Here is a message from Opie

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Opie

UPDATE: That kinda wasn't much of a message.  He just started punching random keys and then started slamming his fists on the keyboard.  Then, he started shouting as we tried to pull him away from the keyboard and then he bit someone's finger and then I don't know how he drop kicked a motherfucker and then ran down the hall way and security went after him and then next thing you know the building is on fire, and he jumped out the window and started running away.  We see the error in hiring him, but hopefully he'll quit, because if we fire him, we'll have to pay him unemployment and we don't have no kind of money right now.  Cher, almighty, who art in the kingdom of Malibu, help us find the strength to get through this trying time.

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